one lonely success

So as many of you know, we are currently at a level Orange terrorism alert. In conjunction with the newly formed Homeland Security Department, the government has also set up a new website in order to better inform the public of what to do in case of a terrorist attack.

Now while the subject matter (terrorism) is a serious one, I can’t help but find this site hilarious! While the sites content is informative and all, the graphics they use are suspect. Read on to take a look at a few of my personal favorites.

Below are a few of the actual graphics used in the governments’ guide to readiness…

WARNING: In case of a nuclear explosion, the radiation may cause you to grow to the height of a two story building.

Right…so is this telling everyone to not catch on fire? OK, will do.

“In case you come in contact with harmful chemical agents, go to your bathroom and while washing your hands, use your other two hands to call authorities.”

You freakin’ terrorists! You took our faces! Why did you have to take our faces?

That’s all for today!