Dinner Gratuity

Tuesday Night:
Sometime Around Dinner Time

Brian>> Hey, do you guys have any cash to pay the pizza guy?

Me>> Nah, dude. Just write ‘em a check or something…

Scott>> Dude, just pay ‘em with all those rolls of quarters you’ve got stashed in there!

Brian>> Oh yeah!

[Brain retrieves three $10 rolls of quarters from his room.]

Scott>> Dude, you’re not really going to pay the delivery guy in quarters, are you?

Brian>> Why not?

Scott>> Because, he’s gonna be pissed when he get’s paid with $30 worth of quarters!

Brian>> Pissed? On a $3 tip? I don’t think so.

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