how come you say it like your right?

this weekend was a big bowl of crazy. one of those weekends where one minute you’re a hero and the next you’re a zero.

i discussed the philosophical intricacies of “bro’s before hoe’s” with mandy. she tells me that while this is a tenant of most male belief systems, it’s converse, “chicks before dicks” doesn’t carry quite the same weight among our female counterparts. interesting.

brando, leanne and i had a mini-party in the clubhouse. we played some pool, made some food and drank some drinks. i left early to catch some sun by the pool. meanwhile back at the party, leanne fell down some stairs and smashed all of our treats–oh and sprained her ankle. leanne’s official score this week is: one impacted wisdom tooth, one tooth with a broken crown and a sprained ankle. personally, i think she’s just looking to score some pain killers.

just say no.
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