today i was in the store buying those little twist-tie-things you use to close garbage bags and i actually heard a mom tell her son to stop fucking around with something because quote “you’re gonna put your eye out”. awesome. no sign of ralphie or randy though…

meanwhile my sister is planning the world’s greatest jeffcarter.net birthday party and you know you’re invited.

so i talked to lizzy tonight and she’s pretty much the most talented artist in all the land. stating this fact reminds me that i have done a terrible job of pimping out her website. check it out here. word is that her web designer is a sexy bitch.

tonight liz tempted tim with those crazy peanut butter treats of hers but i was all, “yo, peanut butter kills!” so she offered me crazy conversation instead. i think i got the better end of the deal.