the past couple of days, i’ve been dealing with campus security quite a bit. whether it’s paying some rather deliquent parking tickets or getting the coveted 2005-2006 parking permit, the security office and i are on familiar terms. throughout the course of our often times one sided conversations i’ve noticed that people in law enforcement just speak differently that anyone else in any other profession.
“no” become “negative”…”affirmative” means “yes”…and “i’m sorry sir” means “forget it asshole you’re not getting out of that parking ticket from 2004″.
