so last night mandy and i watched ’sideways’ because i’m a loser and never bothered to go see it when it came out like 5 years ago.
we decided not to drink wine while we were watching the flick because that’s what all the hipster kids are doing and mandy hates doing what everyone else does and frankly i’m just too fuck cool for school. so instead we drank coke out of cans and i hummed a song i heard on the radio while mandy looked on.
then we went out to the hot tub and all these pretentious rich people were there eating dinner and drinking wine and when we walked through the gate they gave us dirty looks like we were low class trash who were crashing their party.
and i was all, “hey, you’re like 200 hundred years old and you’re still renting apartments in newport beach with all the college kids so who’s really the loser?” ha!
and even their four-year-old little boy knew how much his family sucked, so he came over and hung out with us. we talked to him about all kinds of deep shit and everytime he raised his finger to make a point, he used his middle-bird-finger and i thought that was the funniest-fuck-thing i had ever seen and so now i like kids again.
