one lonely success

last night i was talking to deborah about how cool my trip to seattle was and she was jealous because she grew up in the northwest and now she’s trapped in socal. i told her all about how i went to the different parts of downtown and i kept screwing up all the names–but she let me slide.

and then i tried to be all cooler-than-you and told her that i didnt go to the space needle because that was too tourist-y. but then she bitch slapped me and told me that the space needle is the coolest thing ever–especially when it spins.

but then again, i dare you to find me one thing that doesnt immediately become cooler if it can spin.

the more we talked, the more her and tim tried to convince me that maybe seattle wasn’t the greatest northern destination because canada is the shit.

i agreed with them, because jeffcarter.net is huge in canada.

huge, baby, huge.