there’s this place in redlands called charlie jewel’s, and they have one of those fancy-expensive-digital jukeboxes that can download anything off the internets.

So I put in my dollar and played ‘jesus of suburbia’ because that shit’s like 9 minutes long and i’m all about getting my money’s worth.

when the bartender asked what band was playing I told her ‘skid row’ because lying is fun.

i got a haircut today. it looks nothing like this.