tonight i went to best buy because spending money that i don’t have gets me high.
so i’m standing in the checkout line and i notice this couple who were wearing matching bluetooth headsets. as they stood proudly in all of their blue-led-flashing-glory, i became intimately aware that i am NOT ready for it to be socially acceptable to walk around looking like a cyborg.
i am, however, ready for cats with two tongues because mutant cats are fucking cool.
