so i decided to quit this whole blogging non-sense, but then four days passed and i’m so over that decision. so let me take this opportunity to welcome you to the jcdn reunion tour. missed me didntcha?

so if you’re wondering what the hell i’ve been doing during my four-day blogging sabbatical, here’s the run-down as made famous by thewhalingwall:

sunday the girlfriend and i went up to lake arrowhead for their version of oktoberfest. now the good citizens of lake arrowhead have a beautiful little city but they don’t know shit about throwing an oktoberfest. let’s me just summarize by saying that a “german band” opened their little festival with “the chicken song”. no shit. it made us want to poke out our own eyes.

so mandy and i improvised and we ended up taking rapid-fire-runway-pictures of each other walking up and down the boat docks as if we were on america’s next top oktoberfest model. it was quite easily my gayest moment–ever–and i can only pray that the pictures never see the light of day.

on monday night my buddy rafa recited some of his poetry at the grind in riverside. he brought it def-poetry-jam-style and everyone was digging his charisma. i have no charisma, but i do have flair. goddammit i have flair!

afterwards, we were hanging out with a bunch of his friends and this one crazy chick was telling some story about her retarded-cosemtologist-coworker who hated her first experience giving head…to another retard of course. i’ll save that little gem of a story for another time.

comparatively, tuesday night was a real snoozer because mandy had classes until 11pm and i was stuck in lab poking cancer cells with a really big stick. so we decided to chill out and watch an episode of lost on dvd. neither of us saw season 1, so we’re enjoying it commerical-free on dvd which is the way that jesus intended television to be enjoyed.

thank you jesus.

and now you are delightfully caught up.

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