so what do you do when you’re the only seahawks fan in all of socal? simple, you simply chat with your buddy in seattle during the game.
what results can only be described as a glorious display of nerd splendor consisting primarily of four letter words.
4:05 PM: Seattle Seahawks vs. NY Giants
Jeff Stonebraker: dude, you watching the game?
Jeff Carter: hell YES!
Jeff Stonebraker: nice
Jeff Carter: fucking giants
Jeff Stonebraker: dammmmmmmmmmm
Jeff Stonebraker: fuck shit
Jeff Stonebraker: another false start
Jeff Stonebraker: hah
Jeff Carter: how loud is qwest field?
Jeff Stonebraker: very loud
Jeff Carter: fuck
Jeff Stonebraker: shit
Jeff Carter: 3 and out that blew
Jeff Stonebraker: come on big D
Jeff Carter: need a strong stop and another good fuck punt
Jeff Stonebraker: that penalty stopped the clock
Jeff Carter: dammit giants are starting at the 50
Jeff Stonebraker: they only need 20 yards
Jeff Stonebraker: fuck manning
Jeff Carter: fuck manning
Jeff Stonebraker: premadonna little bitch
Jeff Stonebraker: I hate the giants
Jeff Stonebraker: stop em
Jeff Carter: fuck
Jeff Stonebraker: shit
Jeff Carter: fuck!
Jeff Carter: the giants only have to make a 38 yard FG…fuck
Jeff Stonebraker: miss it
Jeff Stonebraker: MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Jeff Carter: fuck MISSSSSSSSSS fuck MISSSSSSS
Jeff Stonebraker: we need the football gods here
Jeff Carter: i’m on my knees here
Jeff Stonebraker: miss fuck miss
Jeff Carter: missssss
Jeff Carter: missssss
Jeff Carter: missssss
Jeff Carter: ssifjkaf;l
Jeff Stonebraker: fuck yes
Jeff Carter: aljasdfjkl;
Jeff Stonebraker: lkdsaj;lfjdsalk
Jeff Stonebraker: ;lsakdjflksaj
Jeff Stonebraker: ;lakdsflkjdsa’l
Jeff Carter: kdkd!!!!
Jeff Carter: fuck
Jeff Carter: yeah!
Jeff Carter: wooooo!
Jeff Stonebraker: ha! fuck ha!
Jeff Stonebraker: I’m getting a cardio workout just sitting here
Jeff Carter: me too…i need gatorade…purple fuck gatorade
Jeff Stonebraker: ok time to hang up the shirt until next week
Jeff Carter: nice job mister shirt
Jeff Stonebraker: wow
Jeff Carter: nice fuck job
Jeff Stonebraker: Sarah is pseudo excited
