one lonely success

i think that those kid’s shoes with the skate wheel built into the heel should be banned. i swear to christ those things freak me the hell out.

so you’re walking along in your neighborhood costco minding your own business and out of the corner of your eye you see a snot-nosed kid walking towards you and then all of a sudden the little fucker starts gliding like some kind of demon or something.

shit man, it freaks me out everytime. i’ll tell you one thing, our lord jesus christ never intended for kids to be gliding around like they’re all hopped up on black magic.

isn’t that what’s really important?