Monthly Archive for November, 2005

the interweb is a buzz with contaminated panties

so apparently that little “contaminated panties” mixup was really the fault of the reuters news agency. so all the jokers who were running the reuters’ headlines printed “contaminated panties” all over the place.

that makes it extra awesome.

oh and by the way it would make us feel better if you guys would quit eating animals. thank you.

tonight was band practice and we’re getting ready for two shows this month. one’s rayleen’s-birthday-bash and the other is the big-fuck-thanksgiving-party-show. tickets are still available for both shows…available as in there are no physical tickets and we would pretty much pay you to come watch us.

we added in keyboards tonight and it really helped fill out our sound. although with each practice, it’s becoming apparent that our equipment is pretty ghetto. perhaps if we didnt have to pay people to come watch us we could invest in some real equipment.

panties is the funniest word in the english language


so i was watching cnn today and noticed that the news ticker at the bottom of the screen was warning americans about the impending doom of contaminated beef and more specifically e. coli contaminated beef patties.

what was so glorious about this little moment in time was that the news-ticker-typist-guy didnt spell out “patties” he spelled out “panties”.

so scrolling below senator reid’s head is a warning about contaminated panties. shit like this just makes my day.

and yes this may be the most childish thing i’ve ever done.