i was losing my mind in class today because our lecturer (a perinatal biologist) kept referring to gynecology as jin-ecology.
when old doc’s start pronouncing terms differently just to look smart it makes me want to poke out my own eye. yeah we get it, you’ve been a doctor longer than we’ve been alive, but that doesnt give you the right to just start making shit up.
after class i drove to costco and amidst the holiday shopping crowd, i totally scored the best parking spot of all time. this told me that all my years of being a good person have paid off and that karma does indeed exist.
on the way home i noticed that there was a huge broadcast tv truck parked by my house. the big-fuck-antenna was extended and the reporter was doing a live broadcast. i naturally assumed that the story somehow revolved around me and my gangsta lifestyle. turns out the crew was from telemundo and that made total sense to me because jeffcarter.net is huge en espanol.
you now know every boring detail of my life. for those of you not paying attention, keywords for today are 1) jin-ecology 2) karma and 3) telemundo
