Mandy: i like tina turner

Jeff Carter: cuz she’s sassy like u?

Mandy: yeah and she sings good like me too

Jeff: and she’s got nice boobs like u too

Mandy: hey wait a minute…

Jeff: what?

Mandy: i don’t sing good!

Jeff: oh yeah…but you’ve got nice boobs

Mandy: ok. just so we are clear

Jeff: i’m gonna blog that

Mandy: oh dear

Jeff: do u mind?

Mandy: oh, you’re serious?

Mandy: well it’s christmas, so knock yourself out

Jeff: really?

Jeff: that’s like getting an extra gift

Mandy: but remember, it’s a gift and we don’t get gifts everyday…that’s why christmas is special