So its been like a year since I’ve blogged.
(See what I did there…i was playing on the whole it’s 2006 thing.)
Ok…anyway.
Over the past two weeks, I’ve been in seattle for new year’s and vegas for debauchery and all the while holding down my day job as neuro-scientist-extraordinaire. To celebrate being home I have decided to move. Yep, I’m saying goodbye to the crack-den and moving to a charming little place in redlands. I don’t wanna brag but can you say “berber carpet“.
Oh and if moving weren’t enough, I’m also sick again! I swear to shit, I feel like I’ve been sick for the past two months straight.
Yesterday as I was driving home, I saw this nice looking young lady sitting at a bus stop. As I sat at the stop light, I noticed she was wiping something from her eye and then wiping whatever foreign substance she found on the bus stop bench. If this wasn’t appauling enough she just kept doing it over and over and over.
Son of a bitch!
People it doesn’t matter how much purel hand sanitizer I use if all of you out there are spreading god-knows-what all over the place. I think bus stop lady should have just saved herself some time and just licked the damn bench.
What was my point…oh yeah, happy new year!
