one lonely success

so my fancy new redlands’ apartment was re-modeled before i moved in and that means i dont have to put up with other people’s filthy germ residue all over everything.

in my office, i’ve even got this fancy lamp hanging from the ceiling that makes all the girls weak in the knees. the problem lies, however, with the lamp’s placement. it seems that i’ve positioned my desk chair directly below said lamp and–to no one’s surprise–i smash the damn thing with my head on a near-daily-basis.

despite repeatedly raising up, smashing my head and cursing, i never learn. it appears that unlike lab rats and other lower life forms, i am unable to learn and adapt when confronted with painful stimuli.

last night was no exception and now i fear that said lamp will never be the same. i need an advil.

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