one lonely success

so now that i’m settled into my new place, i’ve turned my attention to decorating my apartment with jeff-carter-style-flare. if you’ve never had the priviledge of experiencing jeff-carter-flare then you have really been missing out.

faced with a rather empty apartment, i did what every other college kid renting an apartment does–i went to ikea.

so i’m browsing around through the lack’s and the grundton’s and the kord’s and came upon this little gem.

can anyone tell me what the hell this thing is supposed to be? more importantly, what is one supposed to do with it?

the good news is that it’s only $4.99 and i feel i must possess the rono and its power.