one lonely success

i thought i would start everyone’s weekend off to a kick-ass start by updating you on my previoiusly reported lamp-smashing problem.

over the past couple of weeks, i’m proud to report that i havent cracked my head on this damn thing once! it’s true i’m actually learning from repeated painful stimuli–just like lab animals! the problem i now face is that whenever i stand up from any chair i do this weird stoop-hover-duck thing like i’m about to smash my head into some invisible object that only i can see.

this draws attention in almost any situation and if there’s one thing i love it’s attention.

oh and using italics, i loves me some italics.