february owes me some cash

i hate february.

no not because of valentine’s day or those three-day weekends that my classes never observe.

no! i hate it because it’s only like 28 days long! That’s not a goddamn month!

january! now that’s a full-god-damn-month. unless you’re willing to give me 30-31 full days, then i dont want to have anything to do with you.

it’s like i just finish paying all my bills for february and then bam the month craps out on me. oh and rent! dont even get me started on how fucked i feel when i have to pay the same rent in february that i have to pay in january! that doesnt make any goddamn sense!

someone around here owes me for the three days of rent that february dicked me out of…

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  • http://fyifortherecord.blogspot.com/ Nicole DeWalt

    I love that Feb is only 28 days, cuz my Birthday is March 1st… and for some reason I always think that means my Birthday comes along faster.
    Which of course makes me hate Leap Year – grr, I hate having to wait an extra day to celebrate me.

    But I feel like you would enjoy the leap year. When is the next one?

  • http://www.jeffcarter.net Jeff Carter

    You totally scored with the whole March 1st being your birthday. This I would assume, negates all the negative aspects of February including the aforementioned dicking of rent.

    It looks like the next leap year is in 2008 and get this that year February will have 5–count’em 5–fridays! That hasnt happened in like a billion years, and I’m pretty sure that it’s one of the signs of the end times or something.

    For more calendar-related-fun, check out this website: http://www.timeanddate.com/date/leapyear.html