dear idiot socal drivers,
despite what you may have heard there’s a little something called right-of-way and we pedestrians have it. really we do. as shocking as it may seem, when someone is in the middle of the crosswalk you have to wait.
not only is this the law, it’s just plain courteous. i mean, really, you’re in a 2-ton suv and i’m in a pair of chuck t’s.
this could not be more true than when it’s raining like a bitch. please try to think like a human being and let the poor kid getting pelted by rain and reeking of hair wax to cross the street.
yes. you may have been there first, but fuck you! you’re sitting in a chevy tank pumping the heater all dry and cocky while i’m attempting to wade across what used to be the street.
i swear to shit, if i have to stop in the crosswalk one more time to let an suv drive in front of me in the middle of a fuck rainstorm i’m going to have to start taking crazy pills.
best regards,
jeffcarter.net
