Jeff Carter: dude
Stonebraker: wha?
Jeff Carter: how disgusting is it when people dry their hands in the bathroom w/ a paper towel and then blow their nose on the same paper towel! like its covered in wet fecal particles…why would you cram that in ur nose on purpose?
Stonebraker: well if all goes as planned the wet hands are clean
Jeff Carter: whatever…like i trust the cleanliness of the water that comes out of a faucet that is 2 feet away from the dirtiest water of all time
Stonebraker: thats why I’m addiceted to purell
Jeff Carter: word
Stonebraker: that shit is majic
Stonebraker: i meant…magic
Jeff Carter: haha majic
Stonebraker: weird I always thought magic had a “j”
Jeff Carter: it does if you from india…majic
Stonbraker: and I am so that makes sense
Jeff Carter: exactly
