Jeff Carter: dude

Stonebraker: wha?

Jeff Carter: how disgusting is it when people dry their hands in the bathroom w/ a paper towel and then blow their nose on the same paper towel! like its covered in wet fecal particles…why would you cram that in ur nose on purpose?

Stonebraker: well if all goes as planned the wet hands are clean

Jeff Carter: whatever…like i trust the cleanliness of the water that comes out of a faucet that is 2 feet away from the dirtiest water of all time

Stonebraker: thats why I’m addiceted to purell

Jeff Carter: word

Stonebraker: that shit is majic
Stonebraker: i meant…magic

Jeff Carter: haha majic

Stonebraker: weird I always thought magic had a “j”

Jeff Carter: it does if you from india…majic

Stonbraker: and I am so that makes sense

Jeff Carter: exactly