yes…it was raining when i left the house

dear self,

just because you live in southern california does not mean that you can wear flip-flops everyday of the year. this includes days when the weather chick predicts 4″ of rain.

you will slip and fall. you will be cold and wet. you will walk barefoot through puddles teaming with all sorts of god-forsaken-bacteria.

quit being a dumbass,
jcdn

 
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