one lonely success

so as i begrudgingly drove into lab on a beautiful socal sunday, i stopped at the minimart to stock up on caffeine and noticed a guy washing his windshield with those gas-station-squeegees.

everytime i see someone using one of these things i’m shocked and to make matters worse, this guy was really going to town and workin’ the squeege love.

i mean, dude, why dont you save yourself some time and just wash your windows with sandpaper? what does sandpaper lack the scrubbing power of the gas station squeege?