a gas station is for fuel not for cleaning

Posted on April 30, 2006 by Jeff

so as i begrudgingly drove into lab on a beautiful socal sunday, i stopped at the minimart to stock up on caffeine and noticed a guy washing his windshield with those gas-station-squeegees.

everytime i see someone using one of these things i’m shocked and to make matters worse, this guy was really going to town and workin’ the squeege love.

i mean, dude, why dont you save yourself some time and just wash your windows with sandpaper? what does sandpaper lack the scrubbing power of the gas station squeege?

Sis

Want to hear something worse than that? Last week I got my car washed for the first time since our dad did it at Christmas…that’s about six months for those of you counting…

…it’s a long road ahead.
http://www.jeffcarter.net jeff

sis…thank you for being honest.

i’m afraid to ask…

…when’s the last time you changed your oil?

yikes,
brother
jeff

I’m lucky that I live in a place where mother nature does the car washing for me.
Sis

Oil change also = the last time our dad did it in December. Hehehehe. Maybe I (and by *I*, I indeed mean “our dad”) should change it on Mother’s day.
http://www.jeffcarter.net jeff

yeah this is totally what dad’s are for….hmmm…still think he’ll do it after the big day? maybe he needs to teach brandon how to do it when you go home.
http://www.thewhalingwall.com mandy

leanne… i totally beat you on the car wash thing… haven’t had mine washed since… october? maybe even september. but it’s a truck so that’s ok. it’s kinda sexy actually. a big dirty truck. but for the record, i do get my oil changed regularly.
Sis

Isn’t it funny that I didn’t even know what kind of car mandy drove?? I guess that’s what living 60 miles from each other means…
http://www.jeffcarter.net jeff carter

mandy…oh yes…when i think sexy…oh yeah…i think dirty truck.

that’s hot.
http://www.thewhalingwall.com mandy

i picked up on the sarcasm, jeff.

but whatever.

you want me.