ice ice baby

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so the only thing about my fancy redland’s apartment that’s not perfect is the lack of an ice-maker. since i’ve lived on my own, i’ve equated social-class with possession of said ice-maker.

for some reason, in my mind filling those plastic trays with water and sloshing them all the way to the freezer is one of the most humiliating experiences one can endure.

my first resolution after moving in was to not become a slave to empty ice-trays. nothing pisses me off more than going to the freezer for some refreshing cubes only to find two empy trays.

i’m happy to report that i have done a fan-fuck-tastic job of keeping my ice bowl perfectly stocked and ready for usage at a moments notice.

this is the kind of shit that keeps me up at night…

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  • Sis

    Maybe you should get yourself a hobby of some sort…that way you don’t lay awake at night at worry about the ice in the freezer…ya know…just a suggestion.

    Sometimes though, I wish I had your OCD when it comes to cleaning…actually, I wish Bdo had your OCD when it comes to cleaning. :)

  • http://www.jeffcarter.net jeff carter

    careful what you wish for…

    actually, i think my biggest cleaning OCD is the overall “tonal smell” of my house. i like for each room to have its own distinct smell that tells you a little about itself. this requires frangrances that harmonize well in common areas like the hallway.

    right.

    now that i think of it the smell thing is 2nd to the width that must exists between each of the hangers in my closet. One finger width distance bitches!

    i’m going to die alone.

  • Sis

    And I won’t even get you started on what could be growing on your shower curtain as we speak!

    Or that your clothes have to be color coordinated in the closet (and in the suitcase if you are packing to go somewhere).

    Or that there is purell in everyroom of the house…and your apt. is only 700 square feet…but nonetheless, there is purell every 10 feet.

    But ya know what…I love ya in spite of it…you’re still the best of what’s around.

  • http://www.jeffcarter.net jeff

    for the record, i solve the stuff growning on my shower curtain by simply discarding the liner each month and just buying a new one.

    $5 a month is a small price to pay for showering in mildew-free-bliss.