american pop culture is crap

i can’t begin to tell you how glad i am that “american idol” is finally finished. i can now enjoy a few months without everyone insisting that televised karoke is the best of what’s around. besides that, isnt the format getting a little old? i just don’t see the appeal of mediocre performers singing songs i didnt like when they were “hits”, while a grumpy british guy tells them how crappy they are as the drunk ex-cheerleader sits there and tries to remember her name.

enough.

in other news, i’m becoming obsessive over my myspace profile. mandy thought it would be fun to call on her minions of floridians to be her “friend” on myspace in a feeble attempt to out popularize yours truly. what she doesnt realize is that i’m simply in the development stages of what will be the greatest myspace destination in all the land.

no amount of pandering to her blog audience will provide her with the numbers to surpass me. soon i shall revolutionize myspace much the same way i changed the blogosphere.

oh and yes, i am on medication for my delusions of grandeur.

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  • Stonebraker

    Holy shit!!!! I can’t believe that you crap on American Idol and the state of pop culture in the same post that you are talking about your MySpace account. How’s the view up there?

  • http://www.jeffcarter.net jeff

    you make a good arguement, doctor. however, my myspace acct is me crumbling to the shit that is pop culture. the truth is that i would have no interest in the flashing-banner-ad-nonsense that is myspace unless all (and i honestly mean all) of my friends were a part of it.

    plus, my new found zeal in the NewsCorp love child is partly due to Mandy thinking that she has more friends than i do. which we all know that she does NOT.

    let the childishness begin…

  • Stonebraker

    mmmmm…..whats that?….crack…..No I can’t……I shouldn’t….everyone else is…..oh ok just this once…..wow this is great….crap this sucks……mmmmm….what’s that?…..

    Jeff, its a neverending cycle. Stop it now and save yourself before its too late. The fact that Mandy may have more “friends” on myspace just means that she knows more people that suck.

  • Sis

    Ok, first of all, Jeff #1 (jcdn) get off american idol’s nuts. I love that show and its “mediocre” performers (all the gays in the world gasped, clutched their hearts and prayed to the Kelly Clarkson gods when they heard that). Mostly because it gives people like me a glimmer of hope that something outrageous and wonderful can happen and that everyone will end up loving them. My theory is that people over the age of 28 (the cut off age for auditioneers) don’t understand the mystery that is American Idol.

    Second of all, Jeff #2 (Dr. Stonebraker) get off myspace’s nuts. I love that website and all the people that “suck” (all the gays in the world gasped, clutched their hearts and prayed to the Kelly Clarkson gods when they heard that). Mostly because it gives people like me a glimmer of hope that something outragous and wonderful can happen and that everyone will end up loving them. My theory is that people over the age of 28 (besdies the sexual predators) don’t understand the mystery that is myspace.

    Are we seeing a pattern here?

  • Stonebraker

    I’m a medical miracle,!!! I’m only 27.