for some reason my otherwise sterile redlands apartment has been taken over by flies.
not gnats or little buzzy things, but a dozen baby house flies. the little guys are everywhere, circling around me in some kind of aerial-attack-pattern.
it’s driving me berzerk.
son of a bitch, some fly gets knocked up and decides to use my redlands love bungalow as a maternity ward?
i’m gonna take my happy ass down to the 99cent store and buy a flyswatter. i’ll show these little bastards who’s boss.
