flyswatter is a funny word | one lonely success

for some reason my otherwise sterile redlands apartment has been taken over by flies.

not gnats or little buzzy things, but a dozen baby house flies. the little guys are everywhere, circling around me in some kind of aerial-attack-pattern.

it’s driving me berzerk.

son of a bitch, some fly gets knocked up and decides to use my redlands love bungalow as a maternity ward?

i’m gonna take my happy ass down to the 99cent store and buy a flyswatter. i’ll show these little bastards who’s boss.

stonebraker

In college we used to take can of air freshner (that we stole from the dorm) and hold a lighter in front and aim at the flys. If you do a short little burst of flame it kills them instantly and freshens the air in your house at the same time. Its pretty damn satisfying to kill flys midair.