one lonely success

so i’m helping raymi out with what may be the most exciting web project ever undertaken by anyone anywhere.

as i was drudging through a monday morning on campus, i thought i would check on some raymi-related-web-junk only to find that my campus’ network is blocking her site.

apparently, she’s too pg-13 for the morality police who wrote the student handbook.

jeff: so i cant do anything on you’re site because you’re blocked campus-wide

raymi: im also blocked from all military gov internet places

jeff: is it b/c they think ur pr0n? i wonder if you’re blocked in libraries? Damn, maybe the whole US government is against you!

raymi: dude they are fully against me. hello i only make fun of christianity every ten seconds

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…and they all tell the same story. her august is my may and we live there together all year.

“but knowing this we could agree to keep each other company.”

each one guides us home and we’re better because of them.

in the darkness, when we’re honest, we know they keep us breathing. they keep us awake. they keep us alive.

boards are fuck over and this whole weekend has been one big long detox session from a week that was insane.

to celebrate me being done with boards, jesus decided to make it 113 degrees on saturday…and then he cut the power to my apartment, because that guy just cant stand it when i catch a break. i’m just kidding, everyone knows there’s no jesus.

so let’s see i went to la jolla immediately following said boards because otherwise i would have melted in loma linda. more news and pics from that coming soon. saturday i melted in my apartment and today i’m going to my kick ass neighbor’s party.

oh yes. no rest for the weary my little snowflakes.

last but not least, i want to thank “the stone” for filling in for me last week while i was away. in no less than four posts he managed to get JCdN picked up in the mainstream press. yep, thanks to stone, sam rubenstein and slam magazine i got linked by a mainstream rag.

i remember when i was 12 (and still thought i could play professional basketball for the bulls) i used to analyze slam magazine, so yeah…fucking awesome.

so last night i was googling myself…oh shut up you do it too…and i couldnt help but notice that according to this sponsored link, jeff carter is for sale and on eBay of all places!

let me reassure everyone that jeff carter is NOT for sale, that is, unless the price is right and the winning bidder has 100% positive feedback and uses paypal.

otherwise, not for sale!

it’s all about perspective.

check out how people around the world saw the infamous zidane head-butt.

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so if you were trying to get a hold of me yesterday because you wanted to hang out with me and my awesomity, i’m sorry but i was busying attending a very special 26th birthday party.

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i picked up a [tag]james blunt[/tag] cd yesterday and it turns out that it’s not shitty.

lately, i find myself ignoring anything that has quasi-mass-appeal. anyway, if unlike myself, you can get over yourself for a second, check out “back to bedlam“.

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Jeff Carter: i watched tourgasm on hbo last night

Mandy: i like dane cook, he’s hot

Jeff Carter: well then check this out…in the tour bus, he’s got an Apple [tag]Powerbook[/tag] and sitting next to it is a Treo smartphone…just like me

Mandy: oh dear

Jeff Carter: hmmm…who do we know who has both of those things?
Jeff Carter: now i have validation

Mandy: maybe you guys were separated at birth?

Jeff Carter: maybe we’re the same person!
Jeff Carter: hello!?
Jeff Carter: have you ever seen us both together at the same time?

Mandy: LOL
Mandy: i guess that’s true…

Jeff Carter: just something to think about

Mandy: ok i’ll think about it

with “the office” in hiatus until the fall, i’ve been searching the program guide for something that is at least as entertaining as re-runs of “the office”. so in my quest to become a more well-rounded tv-viewer, i’ve become hooked on two new(ish) shows:

• Dog Bites Man - a ‘documentary-style’ comedy based on a news station in Spokane, WA. one of the few shows that has made me laugh out loud.
  
  
• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - a TV sitcom with indie-street-cred on the FX Network that has Danny Devito as a main character. hard to describe this one, so let’s just say last week’s episode focused on 2 of the main characters getting hooked on crack for the sole purpose of getting welfare. comedy gold!

there…now you have 2 more reasons not to go outside this summer.

my popularity on myspace has gotten out of control. tonight alone i’ve gotten 10 friend requests from girls i dont even remember meeting!

yep, that’s right. not to drop names or anything, but i’ve gotten friend requests from chastity, ciara, kelly, rain and bambi. please ladies, one at a time…there’s plenty of room in my top 8 for each and every one of you.

wait…how come when i click on their profiles it takes me to a pr0n site? hold on…is this a scam to get me to visit a porn site that i otherwise had no intention of visiting?

i cant believe this kind of thing would happen on the internet…and from myspace no less!

oh well…an add is an add.

see you bitches in the top 8!