my popularity on myspace has gotten out of control. tonight alone i’ve gotten 10 friend requests from girls i dont even remember meeting!

yep, that’s right. not to drop names or anything, but i’ve gotten friend requests from chastity, ciara, kelly, rain and bambi. please ladies, one at a time…there’s plenty of room in my top 8 for each and every one of you.

wait…how come when i click on their profiles it takes me to a pr0n site? hold on…is this a scam to get me to visit a porn site that i otherwise had no intention of visiting?

i cant believe this kind of thing would happen on the internet…and from myspace no less!

oh well…an add is an add.

see you bitches in the top 8!