towel sweat

you know what i hate?

when you’re stumbling around at 7am all frantic because you slept in too late and you hop out of the shower and throw your towel on the bed in a desperate attempt to get dressed and out the door on time, but because you can only do so much out of one blood-shot eye you walk out the door completely oblivious to the fact that you’ve left your bed in harm’s way.

then you come home 14hrs later to find that your sleep palace is all gross and wet from towel-sweat and you’re forced to sleep on soggy sheets all fuck night.

god i hate that.

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  • http://www.jeffcarter.net jeff

    i love this post b/c it contains the longest run-on sentence i’ve ever written.

    i’m breaking new ground and reaching my goals everday here on jcdn.

    …and yes i just commented on my own post and told myself how good it was.

    suck on it.

  • Sis

    This is no where near as irritating as when you “think” you’ve hung the wet towel on the hook after showering and then realize the next day (after you hop out of the shower soaking wet) that you threw it on the ground and it now is in that weird stage of half wet/half dry and REEKS of mildew/towel sweat…and its the only towel in the bathroom. I hate that more.

    (and I think I won in the run-on sentence game)

  • Stonebraker

    I just use a tshirt. I win!