Jeff: this is funny

Stonebraker: yeah I saw that…people were saying it was setup because the video panned over to the guy before his phone rang

Jeff: oh really?

Stonebraker: but I don’t know

Jeff: cuz i want to do that all the time

Stonebraker: me too

Jeff: but w/ bluetooth headsets

Stonebraker: that would be great

Jeff: just rip them right off people’s ears and step all on them

Stonebraker: heh

Jeff: and then fling it like a frisbee

Stonebraker: add a cock punch then done

Jeff: lol…i’m blogging that ala eric

Tags:

you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

via boing boing

Tags:

so i’m sitting here in seminar and i’m trying to pay attention to a guy much smarter than I talk about cd55 and autoimmunity. but instead, i cant quit looking at the chick in front of me.

dude i’ve never seen a pair of eyes stick so far out of a person’s skull.

seriously. i fear that at any minute during this talk one or both of her eyes are going to come flying out like 2 little projectiles. if and when this occurs i fear it will be my duty to provide immediate medical care. problem is this: i have no fuck idea what to do if some chick’s eye pops out….and dude…its only a matter of time.

tick tock tick tock

Tags:

in the ever evolving world that is the blogosphere, we’re going through a little name change here at jcdn. everything should be pretty transparent and all the old addresses will get you to the shiny new blog.

oh and if you’re one of the cool cats who links to my blog, could you please update the links to the new URL?

http://www.onelonelysuccess.com

if you’re even cooler than that and read this site via RSS (bloglines, my yahoo, etc) then please update your news feed. The new feed URL is:

http://feeds.feedburner.com/onelonelysuccess

sorry for the hassle of changing addresses, but hopefully the new site will allow me to be ‘me’ without actually being myself. i’m not sure if that makes any fucking sense at all.

welcome to onelonelysuccess.com

Tags:

Stonebraker: ashton kutcher is a fuckhead….that is all.

Jeff: ha! that’s a blog post right there.

Stonebraker: I’ve got more where that came from

Tags:

you know what freaks me out? people who talk on their cell phone while they’re jogging. i’m not even kidding. was running in the park today and i kept crossing this guy who was talking on his phone and jogging. pick one. jog or talk…not both.

so the rant about jogging comes because i bought one of those fancy iPod+Nike things for my iPod because–you know–i’m a hardcore runner who needs a high tech way of tracking my mileage.

i cant help but fear that if the combined corporate power of Apple and Nike cant transform me into a hot piece of ass then i should just give up and resort to a life of slothfulness.

in other news one of you little snowflakes was my 20,000th visitor. so yeah, thanks for that.

Tags:

so nic left a great link in the comments section of yesterday‘s bluetooth post that I wanted to share with everyone.

now we have photographic proof that bluetooth headsets make you look like a cyborg or at least a character from star wars.

Tags:

for the second straight week i exerted complete and utter dominance over my entire fantasy football league.

it’s lonely at the top.

scoreboard

Tags:

as i was walking into school today i was once again reminded that no one can wear one of those bluetooth headsets without looking like a jerk. well, no one except black guys. for some reason black guys can always pull off looks that everyone else wishes they could get away with.

you can now add “bluetooth headset” to that list alongside “shaved head”.

seriously people, stop wearing these things as fashion accessories…that is unless you’re going for the helicopter pilot look…in which case carry on.

so i couldnt help but notice that no one commented on how awesome my new sunglasses were! hello! i spent like a month picking those out and gave up my blog and everything in their pursuit. I will assume that this was an oversight and that the comment-love will come flowing in.

ready. go.

Tags:

the last goodbye really was the last.

a life spent saving a life and smiling into the face of the person you love is no waste.

it’s no loss without you. all rewards are the same, all smiles are as pleasant, all mornings sweetly pass with a cup of coffee and dose of kitchen-table philosophizing.

we all carry on but just not in the same way.

never batting an eye, never missing a beat, not changing a single thing….this is how we live our lives.

you’re as much of a god damn coward as i am.

so if you’re wondering where the hell i’ve been for about a month, wonder no more.

i was busy buying these:

so yeah, besides buying kick ass glasses i was busy ruling the fantasy football universe.

yes. it’s true.

i am a football mastermind…what you couldnt tell from the picture?

Tags: