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so i’m sitting here in seminar and i’m trying to pay attention to a guy much smarter than I talk about cd55 and autoimmunity. but instead, i cant quit looking at the chick in front of me.

dude i’ve never seen a pair of eyes stick so far out of a person’s skull.

seriously. i fear that at any minute during this talk one or both of her eyes are going to come flying out like 2 little projectiles. if and when this occurs i fear it will be my duty to provide immediate medical care. problem is this: i have no fuck idea what to do if some chick’s eye pops out….and dude…its only a matter of time.

tick tock tick tock

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Stonebraker

Dude its easy, just pop them back in. Just don’t mess up the right and left eye.
jeff

it’s almost like you’re speaking from experience…

i think i’ll just avoid this chick for the rest of the semester. oh and for what its worth she appears to have normal sized eyelids. so when she blinks the eyes almost magically retract and then bulge back out again.

*shudder*
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