if you’re all jazzed about the new killers album then you should try not to be such a hipster-kid. instead, you should be more of an indie-kid and pickup ben kweller’s new cd and when you’re friends ask you if you’ve got the new killers album you can scream back through your little white headphones, “sorry i cant hear you i’m too busy rocking the bk.”

go forth and consume.

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