one lonely success

so the guy next to me…yeah that one…is trying to recline his seat but instead he keeps reaching over and pushing my seat’s recline button.

with this is in mind, i now fear that the woman behind me is going to be writing on her blog about the twenty-something-kid with messy hair who kept leaning his chair back while she was trying to relax and i would be more upset by this but in all fairness i would deserve it.

with this in mind, i’m penning this open letter to her:

dear woman sitting behind me on alaska flight 347,

i was not trying to crush you with my gerth by reclining into your space. instead, i was the victim of an asian man who in no way knew how to operate his seat reclining mechanism and obliviously kept reclining my seat into your aforementioned space.

i wish you continued success with your blog.

sincerely,
twenty-something-kid-with-messy-hair

p.s. my blog is also awesome and i hope that you will read it someday.

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