approximately 48hrs ago i ran out of clean clothes to wear. because of this i have been unable to leave my apartment, because society still won’t accept my nudity as a thing of beauty.
so i’ve been washing clothes non-stop and during the last wash/dry cycle i realized that i left my brand-fuck-new pack of cinammon listerene breath strips in my jean pocket.
let me tell you my friends, those little fuckers do not hold up well through the rinse cycle. interestingly, all of the clothes from that load have a sexy hint of cinammon about them. if when i walk out the door women cant keep their hands off me, then i’ll know that i’m on to something.
quit being so jealous of my life.
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