the magic fruit

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today i’m wearing my grey chuck-t’s because i was a hipster back when
you guys were still lip-synching to cindi lauper and van halen.

the only problem w/ this particular pair of shoes is that with every
2nd or 3rd step, the right shoe makes an amazingly accurate fart sound.

step–step–frrrtt—step—step—frrrttt

this leaves me with the following dilema: do i stop wearing one of my
favorite pair of shoes at the risk of being branded as a fart-lover
or do i just go with it and let the world be damned?

decisions like this occupy the majority of my time.

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  • http://yesisaworld.com Nic

    Just go with it and let the world be damned… as long as they don’t emit a fart smell while making the fart noise. If that’s the case then you should immediately stop wearing them/get a new pair.

  • jeff

    yeah, dude, no dirty smells, just a rubber sole that hates me.

    haha. i said rubber soul.

  • Stonebraker

    dude if those are from back when I was rocking to wham, then my guess is that they do stink. The fart sounds are your shoes just letting you know.