so on saturday i took buster to the vet and they pumped him full of low-dose viral agents…and some weird clear stuff that they literally injected up his nostrils.

afterward, we walked around petsmart b/c it’s good for buster’s ego. everybody came up to him and greeted him in their best puppy voices. buster ate this shit up.

after about twenty-minutes, i was tired of saying, “he’s a puggle…3 months old…sure here’s my number…and website address”.

honestly, this kind of attention gets old….for buster.

so while we were at the puppy toy store i bought buster one of those real bones…you know the kind w/ meat and fat on them? (i speak of course of actual animal bone and flesh.) while some of my peta brothers and sisters might disagree w/ my choice in snack food, i would agrue that buster lacks the ability to distinguish between human and non-human animals and therefore, it is quite ok for him to eat animal products.

so tonight i unwrapped the gnarly meaty/fatty thing and gave it to him and, dude, he literally lost his fucking mind.

after about 20mins, i had enough of the smell of dead non-human animal and wrangled it away from him. for the last hour he has been running around sniffing the air looking for his precious.

when i gave him a peta pamphlet he tore it to shreds and continued on his hunt.

UPDATE: it appears that non-human animals give buster wicked crazy farts. i’m telling you that shit is toxic.

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