in honor of the concert i’m NOT going to, here’s bright eyes covering daniel johnston’s “devil town”.
i KNOW…bright eyes and daniel johnston in the same track!
it’s like an emo orgasm.
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so on saturday i took buster to the vet and they pumped him full of low-dose viral agents…and some weird clear stuff that they literally injected up his nostrils.
afterward, we walked around petsmart b/c it’s good for buster’s ego. everybody came up to him and greeted him in their best puppy voices. buster ate this shit up.
after about twenty-minutes, i was tired of saying, “he’s a puggle…3 months old…sure here’s my number…and website address”.
honestly, this kind of attention gets old….for buster.
so while we were at the puppy toy store i bought buster one of those real bones…you know the kind w/ meat and fat on them? (i speak of course of actual animal bone and flesh.) while some of my peta brothers and sisters might disagree w/ my choice in snack food, i would agrue that buster lacks the ability to distinguish between human and non-human animals and therefore, it is quite ok for him to eat animal products.
so tonight i unwrapped the gnarly meaty/fatty thing and gave it to him and, dude, he literally lost his fucking mind.
after about 20mins, i had enough of the smell of dead non-human animal and wrangled it away from him. for the last hour he has been running around sniffing the air looking for his precious.
when i gave him a peta pamphlet he tore it to shreds and continued on his hunt.
UPDATE: it appears that non-human animals give buster wicked crazy farts. i’m telling you that shit is toxic.
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it was as though one day everything made sense.
once upon a time, we grew up and found ourselves being the responsible ones. we go to work each day compelled to save the world from god’s cruelty, all the while serving him with lip-speak. we prayed at their bedsides and comforted their loved ones who were left behind.
i can clearly recall the day that my god died.
tonight, i have no problem not believing in god’s existence but am at a loss for how to convey the emptiness that accompanies it.
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so a fun game to play is to have everyone post their top 10 most played songs within iTunes. most often, this is an embarrassing list and nothing makes for better blog material than laughing at people. so look in your playlists and copy the top 10 in the Most Played playlist in the format of “song-artist-record”. i’m a bossy bastard arent i?
also when out of 10,000 songs you listen to YOURSELF second-most-of-all does that represent a problem?
So the top 10 is only fun if you’re embarrassed and the fact that I’m #2 in my own fuck list is pretty embarassing.
Erin, Jess, Mandy, Tiffany, Trisha, Philogynist and Nic have all been TAGGED to do the same.
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