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on April 28, 2007

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

–Mitch Hedberg

st0ney i bet she dumps him sometime in 2009...be on standbye...with lube. 5 hrs ago
a good thing to know would be how the hell i managed to get on the coldplay email mailing list. hipster FAIL 5 hrs ago
@toocuteforyou25 yes you can...but not if you go with a dude...perhaps bring along another girlfriend? in reply to toocuteforyou25 6 hrs ago
Dear Google Apps, thank you for finally enabling "Labs" on domain accts. Yours 4evR, Jeff P.S. I'll be waiting for themes support 2. kthxbai 6 hrs ago
loving the new Google Reader layout...much better use of screen real estate...perfect fit on a 13" screen. http://reader.google.com 6 hrs ago
So my mom was voted "teacher of the month" and had a film crew in her classroom today. super proud of her...she makes the world better. 9 hrs ago
if you're on the westcoast, dont forget to set your DVRs for tonight's Daily Show with everyone's favorite @hodgman. cant wait... 9 hrs ago
@mattstegner you have mail! in reply to mattstegner 16 hrs ago
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