one lonely success

recently i have been heard expressing the following 1st world problems:

• currently, evenings in socal are too warm for fans set to ‘medium’ but not hot enough to set fans  on ‘high’. consequently, nights are spent in fan adjustment hell.
• when complimented by the pretty girl about a recent haircut i replied: ‘thanks, i think my hair’s getting thicker and it makes getting a good haircut increasingly more difficult.‘ complaining about thickening hair a week before your 30th birthday is definitely a first world prob.
• being pissed off because the amount of music/tv/movies in your iTunes collection is really slowing down mycomputer.
• complaining that the volume on my 42″ LCD HDTV fluctuates from one HD channel to the next.

for any one of these actions i should have all of my things taken from me and beaten.