a day in the life of my cell phone

so today stonebraker is leaving seattle for a camping trip to a destination that escapes me.
before he left we were chatting about his hometown senator, larry craig, and how sick it was that he was trying to get it on with someone in an airport bathroom after spending his political career cracking down on the “homosexuals”.

once stone was at the airport the following text messaging transpired and is presented here to allow you a snapshot into my life:

Stonebraker: At the airport taking a deuce and some guy kept trying to touch my foot and rub his hand under the stall!

Jeff: LOL dude was it the Senator?

Stonebraker: I think it might have been the president.

Jeff: ask for his autograph before the airport sex

…30 minutes go by…..

Stonebraker: dude i want to get it on with the flight attendant

Jeff: is he hot?
Stonebraker: Dude, I think he was the one in the stall next to me! BAM

Jeff: I’m blogging that