ups = hell

so the ups guy is gonna burn in make-believe-hell b/c my “guaranteed” 2-day air packages failed to show up today.

feck.

this means no battery grip or extra-large 8gb CF card for tomorrow’s SF trip.

thanks UPS guy!

i should have predicated this little rant by saying that i know the UPS guy and he lives a few buildings down from mine and has told me that I am always his “last stop” b/c i’m so close to his place.

i can only imagine that this means that he parks the brown fuck truck outside his apt building?

nonetheless, i’m sitting here w/ no battery grip and no 8gb flash card.

frick-feck-fuck.

Update: word of advice—never become friends w/ the UPS guy.

Update 2:

dear ups guy,

i’m sorry i said you can burn in make-believe-hell, b/c you showed up at my apt at 9pm w/ my package. i dont even care that it was guaranteed for a 12pm delivery time. i’m just jazzed that i’m very prepared for my weekend trip to SF.

oh and i guess he really does park the truck outside his apartment…weird.

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  • http://yesisaworld.com Yes Is A World

    A) Very jealous of SF. I want to go. Someday. Maybe next year…
    B) What is a battery grip?
    C) I like being friends with the UPS/FedEx guys. I feel like they always are nice to my packages if I’m nice to them. …But none of them have ever been my neighbors, so I suppose that’s the difference.

  • http://cornerhousenews nick

    this is the ups guy. i am not going to bring youpackages anymore, esspecially those dildos you get on amazon to boost your ratings