columbus was a dick

Published on October 8, 2007 at 10:55 am Comments

dear bank of america,

columbus day?!?!

are you fucking kidding me? what are you in the 4th grade? columbus day is not a holiday.

now someone get down to the branch in downtown redlands and open this shit up for me so that i can deposit this $20 rebate check. STAT!

love in christ,
me

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