so because i’m a good pet owner, i buy buster these all natural bones from petsmart that still have the meat/guts/fat on them. they cost a small fortune, but in the dog-world i think they are on par with dining at a 5-star restaurant…or taking a hit of crack.

so usually i give him one and he contently disappears outside to give it hell. well tonight, i gave him a fresh meaty/gutty/fatty bone and he decided to park it right next to me.

note to self: dog bones with all the crap on them smell just like crap.

so now i’m sitting here periodically spraying a shot of Febreeze in the air because these things smell worse than death. i think the good people at febreeze should accessorize because i would love to have a holster for my can of “clean sheets” febreeze.

also, puggles dont like it when you follow them around with a can of air freshener…oh and even though this shit is supposed to eliminate odors it doesnt do dick for meaty/gutsy/fatty smells.

the end.