i think that buster’s ass is in-store for a world of hurt, because while i was eating my eggplant/tofu dinner he decided to be all-macgyver-like and steal one of the packets of hot-fuck-sauce from my take-out bag.no matter how much i reasoned with him, he was intent on playing w/ the foil pack of FIRE.

so now my mouth is still burning with the heat of a million suns and i figure that in about 3-4hrs buster’s ass will be shooting flames.

this has been your buster-butt-update. good night.