last night i dreamt that my sister and i were in a band with a bunch of people from grade school. at some point we decided to put on a show for our neighborhood and when we took the stage, i realized that i hadnt even practiced and had no idea what song we were playing. to make matters worse my bass guitar had been replaced by a guitar hero controller. the music started and it became obvious that we were supposed to be playing ‘bohemian rhapsody’. when it came time to play the bass line, i just started pushing all the colored-guitar-hero buttons and to my surprise…i was rawking the greatest bass line of all time.

i’ve been walking around all day feeling like a rock star.

also, today i realized that it’s impossible to do sit-ups in the same room as buster.