so i am a child of the 80′s.

my name is jeff and i’m 30 years old.

with that being said, i grew up w/ rambo.

i loved the rambo movies.

i memorized that shit.

i can still remember running through the sprinklers in my backyard w/ my rambo playset killing all kinds of vietnamese scum (back in the 80s hollywood was really hung up on ‘nam)

like it was yesterday, i can remember walking around the video store and finding “rambo: first blood” and then getting rejected b/c it was only on VHS while my fam rocked the BetaMax.

if you were born AFTER 1980 then you may be unaware that video tapes used to come in 2 formats: VHS and BetaMax. also—to prove how old i am—my family’s first VCR had a remote control that you had to PLUG into the front of the machine. that’s right…a remote that had a cable attached to the unit.

rad.

this little walk down memory lane is brought to you by the new rambo movie that i will be dragging the pretty girl to despite her protests.

she’s rad so i wont even have to bribe her w/ a trip to bed-bath-beyond or pier1imports or anything. ok so i might have to go to pier1 after the flick but it will be SO worth it.

check out this trailer and TRY to tell me you dont still love the 80s and john rambo. also, this is the super-dirty-bloody-trailer that hollywood didnt want you to see!

dun-dun-DUH!