one lonely success

i’m filing this video on how to create a wine carrier out of a square piece of cloth under “how to impress the ladies“.

i can also see myself folding two fragile wine bottles in the cloth like a smartass and then having the bottom fall out and one of the bottles breaking all over my date’s feet and spraying her with red wine.

she would probably also be wearing white and some sort of a one-of-a-kind-irreplaceable-scarf.

it’s just how i roll.