today has been the most productive-lazy-saturday. here’s a breakdown for the masses:
- woke up this morning and promptly gave my garden-oasis-patio the cleaning it’s been wanting for the past few months. last week the maintenance guys power-washed the storm gutters; consequently, my patio was covered with storm sludge.
- went running with buster b/c he needed to stretch his legs. i can report that my 30lb puggle can easily keep up with my sprinting, running, jogging and crawling.
- while performing my oral hygiene ritual, i realized that i have no less than four different types of mouth wash, three types of toothpaste and two types of floss. i shall now enumerate my choices in mouthwash for your reading pleasure:
1.) Listerene Whitening Pre-rinse – otherwise your toothbrush gets the blunt of all the crap accumulating on your teeth while you were sleeping
2.) Crest Pro-health Mouthwash – because it’s flavor matches one of my 3 types of toothpaste and doesnt have a strong alcohol flavor which on some mornings is unacceptable.
3.) Listerene FreshMint – this is my mid-day rinse b/c it has enough alcohol in it to kill a goat and to get me through the day
4.) ACT Fluoride Rinse – every once and a while you need a shot of sodium fluoride to set you straight
- currently, i’m debating my evenings’ plans b/c when you’ve got teeth this clean you’ve gotta choose wisely.