so i was going to get in the St. Patrick’s Day spirit by playing some Irish folk-songs…but iTunes only has JustinTimberlake and teeny-bopper tunes to offer. somehow, my music library doesnt include any dropkick murphy’s OR flogging molly. this blows.
i do, however, have 3 search results for “danny boy”…one’s an instrumental version by clapton, one’s by johnny cash (not as cool as it sounds) and some track by rufus wainwright. again, this blows.
i had this conversation w/ stonebraker earlier today:
onelonelysuccess: are u wearing green?
stonebraker: no, I’m a brit
onelonelysuccess: oh…ok
stonebraker: I decided today that I don’t give a fuck about St. Patricks day
onelonelysuccess: really? but it’s a drinking holiday! if you like to drink then it’s your holiday too
stonebraker: yeah I know but I can drink everyday
onelonelysuccess: yeah but EVERYONE is drinking TODAY and that makes it special
stonebraker:I guess I’m a SPD scrooge
onelonelysuccess: yeah this reminds me of you on vday
onelonelysuccess: and halloween
onelonelysuccess: and new years
onelonelysuccess: and cinco de mayo
onelonelysuccess: and fourth of july
onelonelysuccess: so what holidays DO you like?
stonebraker: christmas
onelonelysuccess: yeah, baby jesus rawks
stonebraker: I don’t like show off holidays
stonebraker: like halloween
onelonelysuccess: that’s b/c you’re off-putting
stonebraker: people are all “but we can get together are party”
stonebraker: if you need a reason to party your life sucks IMO
onelonelysuccess: damn
onelonelysuccess: then my life sucks
ten minutes later, stonebraker was headed to the irish pub to celebrate…or so he says.


















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